An amusing vignette by Bruce Pelz rounds out this 'Welcome to the Future' issue.
Back in the Cold War era of the 1960s, visions of the future were sometimes a bit
scary. Even famous authors were not immune from apprehension, as we will see.

It started at the 1961 Worldcon in
Seattle. The Guest of Honor, Robert Heinlein, used his GoH speech to predict Dire
Events (of the nuclear kind) for the near future. He was talking about Fallout
Shelters, Emergency Rations, and the many other things that were suggested for
Survival in such perilous times.

His fans applauded, and for the rest
of the convention he mingled in the pleasant party-like atmosphere of the smallest
Worldcon in many years. My introduction to him was smoothed by my having set "Green
Hills of Earth" to music a couple years previous. I had sent him a copy and he
professed, Gentleman that he was, to prefer my setting to the professional one. If
we were ever to come through Colorado, we should stop by.

The party rolled on, through the last
day of Seacon. In spite of the transportation and inter-personal problems that the
Los Angeles fans were having at the time -- the former engendered by an accident
rendering unusable the van in which a number of us had arrived, the latter being far
too complicated even then to discuss in short form -- I enjoyed the con.

I have no idea what the general
audience reaction was to his speech, but RAH scared at least one person: himself.
He promptly went home to Colorado Springs and built a Fallout Shelter.

At Chicon III the following year, RAH
appeared in a figurative puff of smoke at the Banquet, to accept his Hugo for
Stranger in a Strange Land. He then proceeded to Hold Court in a penthouse
suite at night, and Many Were The Fans And Pros To Sit At His Feet. The invitation
was renewed at some time or other as conversation swirled around the room.

When Discon came around in 1963, four
Angelenos decided to drive across the country to Washington: Fred Patten, Ted
Johnstone, Dian Girard, and me. Dian wrote up the trek -- which we made in her car,
named 'The Dammit' (as in "Start, Dammit!" or "Move, Dammit!") -- for the apa SAPS.
And, of course, we inquired if the invitation to Colorado Springs was still open,
and if it would be appropriate to accept it when we were going to be in the
neighborhood. It was, and it was!

The Heinleinian House was wonderful,
the hospitality delightful. I photographed the original illo from Colliers of
"Green Hills," which they had hanging on the wall, and the delightfully convenient
swinging wall between the kitchen and dining room, which allowed tables for parties
or dinners to be prepared in the kitchen and rolled under the swung-out wall into
the dining room. RAH spoke of many interesting things (including why the cat was
named 'Shamrock O'Toole'.)

We were invited to spend the night,
and when the time came to bed down we were offered two couches and two roll-away
cots in the Fallout Shelter. Dian and Fred got the couches because Ted and I grabbed
the Fallout Shelter, of course.

We gleefully followed our host
outside to the Shelter, and after he showed us the available sleeping facilities and
pointed out where important features like the light switch were located, RAH left.
I got out the camera again, and we staged an Entry Scene anew, with Ted in the
picture. As usual. We closed the door, looked around, and crashed out. We slept,
quite comfortably, and departed in the morning extremely delighted with the event.
For a couple of kids in their early twenties, it was a "Wow! Keen!" sort of
feeling that I, at least, do not have the color-writing skills to carry onto
paper.

It's been more than 38 years since
that night, and neither Ted nor RAH are still with us. I guess that makes me the
last remaining member of The Robert Heinlein Underground Fandom.

Title illustration by Teddy Harvia
Photo by Bruce Pelz
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