It may have been our dinner with all the fan artists at L.A.Con last year that
provided the spark for this next article. The concept was so blindingly simple that
we're surprised that nobody has done it before. In January, we wrote to several fan
artists, asking them to 'collaborate' with William Rotsler bycompleting five
'set-ups' that we included with the letter. (The same five Rotsler cartoons were
provided to each artist.) We also asked them to write something interesting about
Rotsler we could publish with their art. Here's the results...

Beginnings
by Alexis Gilliland

The first time I encountered
Rotsler was when I was cutting artwork on stencils for the WSFA Journal, back
in the late '60s. Bob Pavlat gave me a folder with several pages of drawings by
Rotsler, Atom, and miscellaneous. The first time I encountered him in person was at
St. Louiscon, in 1969. He was a Hugo nominee in the fan artist category -- and a
BNF, and I felt very much the neo. At that time I hadn't started putting captions
on my drawings, and I was having a run with a head opening the cranium hatch to show
the joke in the conning tower, as it were. I drew one for Bill, and he said: "Why
do you always draw those heads?" A very reasonable question which I took as
criticism, and sort of wandered off, feeling that I was maybe intruding on his good
time.

Time passed, and while I knew him,
he got to the point where he knew my work in fanzines (he may have been aware of my
work in '69, how else would he have known I was 'always' drawing those heads?), and
then, after we were both Hugo nominees together, he began to know my face.
Seacon '79, over at Brighton, he beat me out to win his second Hugo, and at
some point we were in a hallway together, autographing program books. I was
standing downstream from him, and when he began doing little pictures alongside his
signature, I began doing little pictures alongside his little pictures. That is
the first time I can remember us doing any sort of collaboration. In the natural
course of events, some of the books made their way back to Bill to show him what I
was doing to his work. He loved it, and after he got home, he sent me the first of
many packages of set-ups, for me to find and develop the jokes concealed within.

Since then, we have encountered
each other at Worldcons, and now and then a Corflu or some such. Each time, we get
together and draw silly pictures, sometimes on panels. Clearly if it wasn't fun for
both of us we wouldn't be doing it. There is also an element of psychic jump-start
involved. Collaborating with Bill for a few hours over the weekend is not only one
of the highlights of the weekend, it also sets the creative juices flowing better
than anything I have ever encountered on a regular basis. (There was the time...
but that was a long time ago, in another country, and besides the wench is dead.)
What else is there? Apart from the drawing, Bill is excellent company, and tells
the most marvelous anecdotes. Some day I shall use one of his throwaway lines to
start a novel: "After the war we all went to art school."

# # # #

The Last Time I Saw Rotsler
by Steve Stiles

The last time I saw Bill Rotsler was
on a Monday morning, the last day of L.A.Con III. It was around 10:30 and I
snarled at him -- and all he had said was something innocuous like "Good
morning," or "Hi, Steve." I grumped something incoherent and kept on stumping down
the hallway until, about a dozen steps later, I came to my senses and did an about
face and attempted to undo the rudeness. I'm still not sure why I snarled at Bill
Rotsler, although it might have had something to do with that nutter-crushing
hangover, or the ear-popping cold I was due to come down with by noon; I try to
avoid doing stuff like that to Ordinary Persons (if such exist), and here I had
reflexively dumped on WR!

Maybe it was envy prying loose in a
weak moment -- I hate to suspect that, but there is the fact that Rotsler is on a
mental list of people I admire, right up there with Alexander King and Henry Miller.
I mean, think of it; William Rotsler -- artist, cartoonist, wit, writer,
photographer, film maker, sculptor, man about town. Most people know about all
that, but I wonder how many people remember that Bill was once deputized as a
member of a posse (in 1957), and helped apprehend a dangerous criminal? I could
never do that, I'm the nervous type. Besides, some days I can't even find the car
keys.

# # # #

My Dinner with Rotsler
by Teddy Harvia

My memories of the convention panels
I have been on with Bill Rotsler are a blur, the blur of cartoons flying from his
pen. The guy never seems at a loss for ideas. It's as if his many characters are
alive, all coming from inside one man's head.

The cartoonist panel at
Noreascon 3, the Worldcon in Boston in 1989, was scheduled for midnight. While
I sat with pen posed over blank paper, my eyelids drooping from a day of
conventioneering, Bill and Alexis Gilliland dueled on an overhead projector, their
work appearing larger than life on the wall behind us. The laughs from the audience
kept me turning my head. The only laugh I got came when I copied the work of a
belligerent comics artist beside me and showed my version to the audience only
seconds after he showed his.

In San Francisco in 1993, at
ConFrancisco, the cartoonist panel was at a more decent hour and the convention
provided large pads of paper on easels. The audience laughed and applauded as Bill,
Alexis, Phil Foglio, and I alternated altering what the previous cartoonists had
sketched. Having been challenged to my limit to keep up with the others, I commented
afterwards how well I thought the panel had gone. Bill expressed disappointment,
thinking we could have done more. Any more would have killed me.

The late Dolly Gilliland once told
me that she thought Bill and her Alexis were as much performing artists as artistic
ones. I agreed. Give Bill an audience and he draws, feeding off the situation and
individuals around him.

At the WorldCon in LA last year, I
went to dinner with Bill in a party of ten, five of us cartoonists, the other three
being Marc Schirmeister, Craig Hilton, and Alexis. (I could have sworn Brad Foster
went with us, but he swears he was elsewhere that evening.) After the meal, Bill
pulled out a pad and started drawing setups, sketches of characters begging for
cartoon responses. I have to be hungry to draw, but Bill seems to let loose best
when full. One after another he finished and passed them around the table. We
other cartoonists could not resist and added characters and captions to Bill's work.
Bill amused us and we amused each other for almost an hour. At the end of the line,
Rich Lynch stuffed the collaborations in his shirt pocket for future
publication.

On the way back to the convention
center in the car, Bill told anecdotes. He told us of the time he meet Marilyn
Monroe. A friend of his was a real estate agent in Hollywood and asked him one day
if he like to accompany him when he took a movie star out to show a house. Bill
sat in the back seat of the Cadillac. When the friend stopped to pick up the
client, Marilyn stepped into the car. She turned to Bill and greeted him with all
her charms. He was overwhelmed. The act didn't last, however. The instant she
realized that Bill was not "somebody", she turned it off. Bill said he quietly
stayed in the background the rest of the trip. I wanted to lean over to him and
tell him that I thought he was "some body" even if Marilyn hadn't. But I didn't
have the body for it. I just nodded my sympathies.

Bill is somebody. And I'm not the
only one who thinks so. Seeing him carrying his two massive Hugos around at the
nominees party later at the convention confirmed it.

# # # #

Vintage Rotsler
by Sheryl Birkhead

"Some wines are ageless!"

"And some just turn to vinegar."

Um...er...well, I consider
Rotsler to be one of fandom's priceless assets. When I first got into
fandom, way back in the Dark Ages, it took a while to figure out the fannish
patois. A Neofan's Guide helped with the written word, but there was
never any doubt about the content of the simplistic Rotsler cartoons. Don't ever
confuse simple with simplistic. The man is about as chary as they come with lines,
but packs a deceiving wallop in content.

Alas, I cannot do much more than
appreciate the man and, sadly, I don't have any juicy anecdotes to relate. I have
never even been privy to one of his legendary dish renditions, when he
mystifies all, waiters and mundanes alike, by turning innocent and unsuspecting
dishes into fannish mementos. However, I have seen the man at various
conventions and watched in awe as he participated in fanartist duels. He wields
his felt tip as he would a sword, and has an economy of motion that is a beauty to
behold. Few can keep up with him in sheer volume, and none can match his
contributions to fan publications over (literally) decades.

I have never seen a biography of
this phenomenon, but in bits from various articles have gleaned a bit of
understanding of just how versatile and diverse an individual Rotsler is. But he's
more than just that. Bill Rotsler has been a delight to fandom for over a half
century that he's been in fandom. And there's only one word that adequately
describes such a person of lasting, superior quality...

Vintage!

# # # #

{{
Some of the fan artists who responded provided only the cartoon collaborations,
apologizing that they didn't know Rotsler well enough to write an accompanying
article. Brad Foster was one of them. He wrote that
"... I've only met the man twice or so at cons, due to my basic hide-in-my-room
nature, so I don't really have anecdotes to pass along. I am looking forward
with immense curiosity to seeing the variety of takes on these same basic
starts!" Of the collaborations he sent, this is one of our
favorites.}}

# # # #

{{
Another fan artist who turned out to be frugal with his words was Kurt
Erichsen, who provided us with the following insight... }}

Bill Rotsler is just this guy with
a beard. He's not even an artist, just a seismograph. You just put a pen in Bill's
hand, put it down on a piece of paper, and wait for the next earthquake. It's not a
widely-known fact, but Bill supplied the artwork that was etched on a gold plate
and sent off to the stars on a space probe. The man is saying, "You mean
that, Laddie?" and any aliens who find the probe will write a word balloon for the
woman and send it back. The final cartoon will be published in a distant future
issue of Mimosa.

# # # #

{{ In spite of some
lengthy campaigning, we didn't get contributions back from every artist that we
sent the Rotsler cartoons to 'finish'. And then there was Joe Mayhew; he
did provide finished cartoons, but we weren't able to coax him into writing us any
accompanying text, for more-or-less the same reason stated by Brad Foster. (Here
is one of Joe's contributions.)

We should also mention that we
received many more collaborative cartoons than we can fit into this article! You
can see more of them in our letters column in this issue, and probably the next
three or four issues after this one. }}

# # # #

Along the Limpopo With Canoe and Felt-Tip
by Ian Gunn

Day 97: After months of traveling through inhospitable jungle, the expedition
finally encountered our first piece of good news. At a native encampment hereabouts
we heard tell of The Rotsler. Upstream, in the heart of the densest rainforest,
there is, so 'tis said, a cave wherein a lone soul dwells -- a white man raised by
the great apes. The N'Muntus call him Bil-Rott-z'lah, The Ghost Who Scribbles. So
the legends were true. With Ranson interpreting, Dr. Birkhead negotiated an
exchange: mirrors, blankets, knives and the last of our horses (scrawny, emaciated
beasts though they be) for three large war canoes and a handful of native guides.
We set off at dawn.

Day 99: The river is an endless series of rapids interspersed with
mosquito-ridden quagmires infested with crocodile and hippo. Erichsen's fever grows
worse, and progress is slow.

Day 101: Disaster! The second canoe overturned and all hands were lost.
Allard, Stein, Williams and The Other Williams -- along with two plucky native
guides -- perished amid a veritable swarm of crocodiles. Harvia was all for
shooting the beasts but such a waste of our already depleted ammunition would have
been futile. Gilliland conducted a brief memorial service and then, with grim
determination, caused us to press on. Erichsen's fever grows worse.

Day 104: This morning Mayhew's tent was found empty. No sign of a struggle
or foul play, but the natives claimed Bad Medicine was afoot. Unidentified tracks
of some great beast -- somewhat larger than a lion -- were found near the shore.
Erichsenis showing signs of delirium.

Day 106: Dr. Birkhead fears that little more can be done for Erichsen. We
discussed the unthinkable: a swift merciful release. The poor wretch was babbling
and screaming. The natives are restless. Foster gave them more trinkets and rum,
yet they seemed not appeased. As we pitched camp we realised that Ranson was no
longer with us.

Day 107: Erichsen at death's door. Jungle drums disturb our sleep. The
natives fled in the night taking most of our supplies with them. Gilliland
introduced a strict system of rationing.

Day 109: Dr. Birkhead caught pilfering powdered eggs. Reluctantly, Gilliland
had the Doctor shot as an example. Erichsen almost gone. Still no sign of The
Rotsler.

Day 112: Erichsen still hanging on. Our supplies are almost spent. Harvia
suggested we eat Erichsen. Foster said he could make a good chili. Gilliland
would hear none of it and urged us onwards. I do believe our leader is showing
signs of madness. The grizzled Texans muttered dire threats under their breath,
and I fear mutiny is not far off.

Day 113: Erichsen has made a miraculous recovery. Quite chirpy and bright,
he managed to sit up and drink some invalid tea, and even hobbled a short distance
unaided. Gilliland found a scrap of paper with an alien head scrawled upon it.
The spoor of The Rotsler! Morale is up. Harvia caught a small fruit bat for
supper.

Day 114: We buried Erichsen. Tragic business. Cut himself shaving, fainted
and was sucked dry by leeches. Hardly enough left for soup stock. In the evening
we ate Foster. He put up a struggle, but he was right: he did make a good
chili.

Day 127: And then there were two. Cold cuts of Gilliland for lunch. A pity,
as he was the only one among us who had sighted The Rotsler in the wild. Harvia
began to look at me strangely and mumble about gravy.

Day 132: I've often though that Harvia had dubious taste, and now I know for
sure.

Day 142: At last! I've found it! The cave of The Rotsler! I staggered in,
half crazed, my clothes in tatters, covered from head to toe in every kind of mud,
blood and jungle filth imaginable -- and here was the cavern in all its glory! The
legends fail to do it justice! The floor of the cave was littered with tiny scraps
of paper each with a scrawled picture of figures standing in archways, alien heads
and lumpy characters talking about LoC columns. On a rock in the centre was a
hand-written note "Gone To Corflu. Back In Five Months."

You know, I never did get to meet him...

Title illustration by Sheryl Birkhead & William
Rotsler
Other illustrations by Alexis Gilliland & William Rotsler, Steve Stiles &
William Rotsler, Teddy Harvia & William Rotsler, Sheryl Birkhead &
William Rotsler, Brad Foster & William Rotsler, Kurt Erichsen &
William Rotsler, Joe Mayhew & William Rotsler, and Ian Gunn & William
Rotsler
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